i hope none of my friends read this because they're going to gasp at the revelation...

i don't like donuts.

there, i said it. i like seeing the display of colorful, freshly cooked donuts, but to eat them is like eating a spoonful of lard. as soon as i'm done eating one, i feel like i need a colon cleansing and a 10-mile run. unless, of course, we're talking about the Tiger Tail from the Donut Man. i don't know what it is about this donut, but it might be the only donut i don't feel gross from after eating.